I have a list of things I would like to do or experience before I leave this dream reality; some I have written down and others I just have in my head. One of my dreams nearly came true yesterday.
As I was walking home, I saw three young men hanging out. Although they were all wearing low-hanging trousers, one guy's was so low it was almost down to his knees.
I smiled at the guys and they smiled back
"Tell me, how do you manage to walk when your trousers are that low?" I said to the guy with the lowest hanging trousers.
"Someone nicked (stole) my belt," he laughed.
"You know, every time I see a guy's trousers this low, I have this strong urge to pull them down," I said. "I can feel the urge right now."
All my friends burst out laughing.
"He's right though," one of the other guys said, "someone has nicked his belt."
"See you later, guys!" I said.
Although my fantasy to pull down someone's trousers hasn't yet come true, at least I got to talk about it. That's a step in the right direction. :-)